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And we're migrating our whole ordering system from Ye Olde Paypal over to Square. It'll take a bit, but if you want to pick up the 2022 stuff, it's all orderable over here in the slicker new site.

All the old ordering is still functional over here still until we get it all migrated, but if you want to pick up the new chapbook series, the remaining poetry shorts, and the 20th anniversary Tarot decks, give it a try?

 

Hih. A new SPANK A COP DIAGRAM BUMPER STICKER

Stickers are 11.5" x 3". Suitable for covering up a THANK A COP bumper sticker, hypothetically, on your neighbor's cars, or to put beside it, or to adorn your chest. For whatever uses you might imagine!

$5 + $2 shipping in the US:

 

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WE BROUGHT BACK SOME OF OUR OUT-OF-PRINT T-SHIRTS!

Back now are three of our old school designs. Out of print for years, they're back (but you have to order them from Threadless, unlike the shirts we sell ourselves). The good news is that they come in a BUNCH of styles and colors: ringers, tri-blends, kids and toddler sizes, even onesies, and of course plain old rad cotton t-shirts.

DIE POET DIE

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Poets, right? Their many flaws: Ignoring Rules & Laws, Poor Team Spirit, Misdirected Gambling Instinct, Warped Personal Philosophy, Faulty Communication, Fuzzy Goals & Objectives, Out-moded Behavior Patters, and Unbalanced Sense of Values.

Probably don't let your kid wear this to school.

I AM WEARING A SHIRT OF EYES

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Featuring actual real science about the shapes of the eye, which do you have? The Eye of the Prostitute? The Secret Lover's Eye? The Fickle Eye? The Good-Guy Eye? The Impotent Eye? The Loveless Eye? The Sex Appeal Eye? The Sex after 40 Eye? The Satyr's Eye? The Eye of the Murderer? The Eye of the Poet? The Sex Bag Eye? The Sex Lover's Sign? The Sex Organ Eye? The Sexual Amazon's Eye? The Unloving Wife's Eye? The Eye of the With? The Weak-Will Eye? The Sex Sign Eye?

There's only one way to find out.

AND PRESENTING THE DIAGRAM CIRCUITRY T-SHIRT

CIRCUITRY / WHITE AND RED

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Totally fine for wearing to school unless your school has something against circuit diagrams. Comes in a ringer, triblend, etc. This is the white/red one that looks the best on dark-colored shirts.

CIRCUITRY / BLACK AND RED

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Totally fine for wearing to school unless your school has something against circuit diagrams. Comes in a ringer, triblend, etc. This is the black/red one that looks the best on light-colored shirts, but you do whatever looks good to you, we say.

 

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(RETURN OF THE POETRY SHORTS + NEW MAP T-SHIRT)

We brought the DIAGRAM POE TRY shorts back and they promptly sold out. So, good news, we're reprinting them in a limited run, and adding one new color: cranberry and white. Quantities are limited, so if you want one, order it up! Perfect for quarantine! We'll ship these beginning in mid-April it looks like.

Long out of print, we've resurrected the DIAGRAM POETRY booty shorts for another decade. Due to Covid-19, we aren't able to get the original American Apparel shorts, so we had to go with a slightly different style. The new ones are dolphin shorts, 60/40 cotton/poly, low-rise, with an optional roll down elastic waistband, and white piping. They have a 2.5 inch inseam. Click here for the size chart.

Available in limited numbers in women's sizes (small, medium, large, XL), and eight colors: maroon/white, navy/white, orchid/white, pink/white, turquoise/white, red/white, black/white, heather gray/white. The shorts have POE TRY on the butt, naturally. They're here until they're gone...again.

     
 
 
     
 
 
   
 
 

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NAVY/WHITE

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BLACK/WHITE

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HEATHER GRAY/WHITE

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& the new DIAGRAM sociographic map shirt! These lightweight, super-comfy shirts are tri-blend (50% poly, 25% ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon), printed in two-color. Men's sizes run a little large.

Women's fitted v-neck tri-blend (50% poly, 25% ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon): graphite

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Men's tri-blend (50% poly, 25% ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon): graphite

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Men's tri-blend (50% poly, 25% ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon): heather

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